Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I got inside last night via doggy door
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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