Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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