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He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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