Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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