It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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