I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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