I didn't shave. On purpose
I think I am morally bankrupt
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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