dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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