wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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