She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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