You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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