Fine. I'll sleep in my office
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
