I cockslap morals
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
where are my eyebrows?
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