he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She announced her abortion via fbk
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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