Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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