You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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