sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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