Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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