belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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