I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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