My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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