just come out here and I will go home with you...
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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