Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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