You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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