That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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