I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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