I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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