i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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