Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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