so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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