I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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