Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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