Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
this is an emotional support booty call
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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