HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
what day is it and did you see me today?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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