real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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