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just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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