At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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