Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.