My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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