there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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