just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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