wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
