I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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