? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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