So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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