I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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