But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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