So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
