Your dad touched me again.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
barbara walters just said penis...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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