Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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