is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just 30 Funny Tumblr Posts About Starbucks
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
18 People Are Kind Of A**holes But Also Completely Hilarious
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts