If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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