I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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