i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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