Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
ttyl tear gas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Randomize