so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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