This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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